Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Anybody Speak Japanese?

Yesterday when I started checking my comments from my blog, I noticed that I had TWO comments in Japanese. And both for the same post. Now one would be odd, but two was really weird. But, I deleted them and went about my merry way.

And then this morning I had another one. On the same post. Is there something about this particular post that just speaks to Japanese people? Or am I attracting some kind of weird spam? Here's today's comment. If you speak Japanese I'd love for you to take a crack at this:


This made me think of those things that other bloggers have done about the Google searches that bring people to their site. I've never done this but have always wanted to because I thought they were kind of fun. I used to have a list, but that got lost somewhere along the way. I do remember one though, and honestly I have no idea why this particular search would bring people to my site -- "when I squeeze my head I can hear a hum." Um. Okay. Sounds like a personal problem to me.

Another fave: "how to pronounce Henri Bendel" -- so glad I can be of service to all those people out there who are afraid of making fools of themselves! Like I almost did! (seriously, I get this one A LOT. Like two or three a day.)

"and flights of angels" -- I know where this one came from. I assume people are looking for the correct wording or where this quote comes from. Hamlet, for those of you who don't know.

Yesterday's queries include:

without a pullup -- I hope you're asking for your child. I'd say chances are 50-50.

ants getting into our camper, what to do -- Sell it. That's just about your only option. But, you could try peppermint oil and borax first. Just hope they don't get into your air condition vents in your car because that can be traumatic.

soccer shorts, spanking -- dude. I don't even want to know. Now, move along.

Henri Bendel eyebrows -- I don't know anything about Henri Bendel eyebrows, but I can tell you from experience that Henri Bendel lips are a nightmare!

So, there's a brief look at how I get most of the visitors to my site. Fortunately none of them are too pervy, so that's a relief (though you with with the soccer fetish, you need a new hobby).

What's the weirdest search phrase that's ever brought somebody to your site?


AndreAnna said...

Oh, you should SEE the ones I get!

"punch a puppy in the face" has to be up there though. LOL

ImpostorMom said...

According to babylon.com your comment translates too...

A help of the オ ○ knee life, Is H in relief department; want to show it, and let's get eroticism Sha-mail, a movie from a woman!A neighboring girl really fits, and is it possible to be H?Opening will play with the girl that it is in the summer?

Yeah, i'm gonna go with spam bot. Of course translation software isn't 100% accurate. :)

Katie in MA said...

Oh this is so fun! Some memorable ones:

water slug with pointy nose (from my snake posts?)

blood and memory spoiler alert (holy crap - don't want to know)

apocalypse now bunny wipes her nose

snake that rolls down hill

Anonymous said...

An very easy way to translate is to highlight the text, then right click, choose google translate and there you go. You probably have to have the google toolbar installed on your browser though.

Laurel said...

I don't really know...but the one that is most frequent is "reason why I love him" or "mr. right." Apparently I should give up my day job, and become a love doctor. Wait. I don't have a day job. Or at least one that pays.

"Punch a puppy in the face" that's funny.

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